Survival tip #2 - please bring your own napkins to the restaurant. Yes that's right you won't get any here. Apparently HKers bring their own napkins to the restaurant because for some strange reason that's no included with your meal.
Survival tip #5 - don't stand at the edge of the street waiting for the light to change especially if the building behind you is an apartment building. People throw things out of their windows e.g. Dirty water and garbage being just to name a few.
Survival tip #14 - if you have an empty seat at your table someone will sit in it. Now I haven't been to a fancy restaurant but I sure hope that doesn't happen there.
Survival tip #4 - please don't try to look cute or dress fashionably in 50 degree weather it just doesn't work. Get yourself to the nearest star bucks and park it for the day.
Survival tip #6 - don't to go to a Vietnamese restaurant to have salami, apparently in Vietnam salami is white.
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How's the ass-wipe situation? Did you bring a lot of wipes?
Mags - today was the first day I was forced to use a public toilet and trust me I brought my own wipes and used so much hand sanitizer they thoughtni was crazy.
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